So I had my
vasectomy on Wednesday... finally got it done. But let me tell you the story of what lead up to it as it was going to be a big suprise.
I made a decision that I was going to start the process to get it done. My idea was that I would go to the initial appointment and get the surgery done and not tell Jamie until it was completed and just walk inside the house to tell her the big suprise. The cool thing about this is that it would have shown that I did this on my own without Jamie telling me to do it. Everyone sort of thought I would have to be forced into it or maybe I would never get it done. Time to stand up and show everyone what I'm about.
July 27th - Health Application sent in with Blue Shield. Should take 2-3 days for approval. Had to delete e-mails from Blue Shield so Jamie wouldn't wonder why I was applying.
July 28th - Called doctor's office to schedule 1st appointment. Gave strict instructions for them to call me at work for appointment reminder. Appointment is August 5th at about 2:00 PM.
July 30th - Scheduled fake appointments in my calendar for next week around that time outside the office with customers. Jamie has access to my calendar at home as the computer at the office are networked at home.
August 3rd - Got the e-mail from Blue Shield that my application was approved. Had to delete that e-mail as well.
August 4th - The doctor's office called at HOME (1:00 PM) for appointment reminder and left a voice-mail. This could totally be a disastor to my plan as Jamie found out. I had to explain to her that I was looking into the surgery to strictly find out the cost of the procedure. I had to explain that "I was shocked there was an appointment as I was supposed to come in the office with my insurance information so they could tell me the cost." I was a little convinved that she bought the story. Either way, I didn't confess.
(5:30 PM) we are cooking dinner in kitchen and they call AGAIN and Jamie picks up the phone and they ask for me.... she hands me the phone. They remind me of the appointment again, but I played it off like they were finally calling me back with the estimated $$$ amount. I hung up the phone and said... "Wow, about $900! I guess we know now and maybe we'll have to plan for 2010." This was my cover-up plan so I could admit I went to the office to give them my insurance information, but to make her believe that there was really not an appointment. She totally bought the story as she is now talking about getting her tubes tied at delivery of the baby in November. Sweet!
August 5th - Went to my fake appointment with a customer.... but it was the presentation day at the doctor's office. It was pure education and I learned a lot. I'm not so sure the doctor really needed to touch himself in the "man area" so much. He gave strict instructions that a complete shave would be required before the procedure and that I had to have a driver. I know I can't let Jamie drive as that would ruin the suprise... so I decided that I'm tough enough to drive. Don't tell the Dr. I set the appointment for the procedure for August 12th and gave instructions for them to call me at work for the reminder. I found out that the reason they previously called us at home is because the "master phone number" was the home. I convinced the front desk person to change the master phone number to my office for the reminder. I still doubt this will solve the problem. My plan is to unplug the phone lines on Tuesday in case they call. Jamie would not know what the problem is... but I would assure her I'd fix the problem after work :)
August 11th - This is the day of the possible appointment reminder at the house. Jamie tells me how sick Ally is and she is going to take her to the ER to get her checked out. I find out around lunch time that she is going to be at the hospital for a while...1 to 3 days. This sort of messes up my appointment for tomorrow and I have to decide if I'm doing it. At this point... only 2 people knew about my procedure...Matt Kibler at the office as he was helping me strategize all this out. I had to tell my mom to explain some scheduling conflicts as to why it would be so difficult for us to come down and visit with my sister and her kids in town. So I had to tell Jamie's mom to see if Steve could continue to watch the kids so I could get this done. She gave 200% approval and was full of support. By the way... there was not an appointment reminder at the house or at the office... weird.
August 12th - Procedure is at 4:00 PM. With Jamie stuck at the hospital... Walking in the house after it was done was not going to be the suprise I wanted. So I told her what was going on around 10:30 AM. I think this was the biggest shock to her and the best suprise in the world. She said there was nothing better than this. She was glowing for about an hour.
That's the story... it didn't turn out the way I hoped... but still an awesome cover-up operation.